Belakiss’ Japanese Tour Diary #4: Superstore

If anyone has ever been to Don Quijote, Tokyo then you ll know that Im not making this place up. Imagine Primark, The Gadget Shop and a Harmony sex shop fucked and had a neon baby.

As you walk by different stalls and stands things start talking to you in high pitched Japanese voices. Trust me, you need sunglasses in this place and I recommend you don't go here with a hangover.

It s like whoever made the floor plan did it blindfolded on drugs. Winnie the Pooh pyjamas, fake beards, bicycles, kitchen utensils, Hello Kitty childrens toys, dildos, (in that order!), school girl outfits for men, sunglasses, fake Calvin Klein aftershave, lube, Elmo masks, blow up sex dolls with no faces (maybe you're meant to get an Elmo mask), manga comics, sex toys based on kids TV characters (!!!!!!), protein drinks, scary board games, more lube, industrial size dildos (see the pic) etc etc etc. And breathe.

You have to see it all to believe it. Its open till 5am as well. Not really sure why? x