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Futureheads’ Summer Party Survival Guide
Barry from The Futureheads explains how to get through your summer garden party in one piece!
Filed in The Futureheads,
Features,
at 17.35pm on 08 July 10
1. Avoid arriving drunk and leaving sober.
2. Avoid drinking half drunk cans of beer that have been used as ashtrays. The worst taste ever apart from sardine spleen.
3. Avoid the people who are there that happen to bore or annoy you. Hide from them.
4. Avoid the embarrassment of turning up wearing the same top as someone else by dressing as Aslan from The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe.
5. Avoid hospitalisation by not accidentally eating a kilogram of raw, cheap chicken.
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