Kong’s Super Summer Rant
We asked Kong to talk to us about the summer. They sent us an open letter to Slash. Ours is not to reason why...
I could not care how art or rocker you are, but I guarantee that none of you little pussy, magazine reading freaks know how to handle 2 litres of Jack Daniels and still fuck the shit outta some chick.
Slash from Guns n Roses still calls me up for advice on handling decent bourbon, and i say "Yo Slash, you daft twat - skin up or fuck off, you past it c*nt!" I can rip the shit outta 'Sweet Child Of Mine' but you just try and play 'Blood of a Dove' on your wanky Les Paul!
Oh and stop saying you're from England, Slash, 'cause your not you LA wank pile! You would be dead by now if you lived near the M2 !
- Magpie (the best guitar player in England)
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