New Year’s Vice-Solutions (Part Two)

As you may have guessed from Part One, we can't be arsed with the self-deception of New Years' resolutions, so we've been asking all our favourite rock stars what vices they're taking up in 2010. As opposed to giving up. See what we did there? Meh meh meh.

Anyway. In part two, Rolo Tomassi, Internet Forever and So So Modern reveal what evil habits they're keen to take up. Take it away, you filthy, amoral people.

INTERNET FOREVER
"In 2010 I'm gonna become even more narcissistic. 2009 was a pretty selfish year, but this year I'm taking it to a whole new level and focussing on my vanity and conceitedness. I'm gonna constantly have a mirror in my hand, spend ages doing my hair and make up, and only hang out with people who will tell me everything I do is great. I am totally awesome so they won't have to lie or anything."

ROLO TOMASSI
"For christmas, one present I received from my Mum was a bottle of good quality Vodka that she'd bought back from Iceland (the country, not the Jason Donovan endorsed supermarket).

I like a drop of drink every now and then and usually I will drink ANYTHING. If it's in the name of getting drunk on the cheap I don't mind lowering my standards to the kind of booze thats tramps wouldn't even touch. So my new vice for the new year is to maybe have a little more class and become more of a connoisseur when it turns to alcohol."

SO SO MODERN
"Crudely stated, the term 'eat shit and live' - if practiced correctly - could save lives; yours and mine, and for future generations too. 'Culinary scatology' could be our generation's next indulgent-yet-ethically-informed vice, much like vegetarianism for the developed world. In fact, this combines both.

Researchers at The Environmental Assessment Center in Okayama, Japan have created a meat substitute from sewage extracted protein. This practice could contribute to reducing food production waste, easing human effluent management, and accommodating the world's ever increasing mouths to feed.

Plus, our affluent guilt of food consumption could be satisfied in this Utopic vision. So, doors open, girls and boys, eat all you can! And see you soon at your local Tai Buffet."