Shoeing of the Day

  1. Tuesday May 4th: The Crown Prosecution Service, iPad buyers and the Jamaican government…

    Filed in Shoeing of the Day by Tom Artrocker at 13.21pm on 04 May 10

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    The CPS for having http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1271851/Yob-wins-right-wear-trousers-underwear-judge-said-Asbo-ruling-breach-human-rights.html >an ASBO for 'wearing trousers too low' - What planet are the CPS on?

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    If Apple created a digital turd somepeople would buy it - Hang on, they already created one, it's called an iPad!

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    The Jamaican Government who seem to think they can learn to control murder rates with the help of The Met...Based on what we can't imagine!

  2. Wednesday April 28th: Breathalysing cops, Police call centres and Apple

    Filed in Shoeing of the Day by Tom Artrocker at 11.22am on 28 April 10

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    Cops Breathalyse Kiddies

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    Reporting Crime At The Copshop? That's SO Yesterday!

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    Apple Send In The Big-boots

  3. Friday April 23rd: Comedy Central, racist family and beach house monstrosity…

    Filed in Shoeing of the Day by Tom Artrocker at 12.25pm on 23 April 10

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    Comedy Central for having zero guts.

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    This British Family for refusing to Be Served by Black Waiter.

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    Simon Saunders, a millionaire who's built a 'monstrosity' of a beach hut (and his neighbours can do absolutely nothing to stop him).

  4. Wednesday February 17th: ITV, St Albans City’s tourism manager & inflation

    Filed in Shoeing of the Day by Tom Artrocker at 11.14am on 17 February 10

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    ITV. We take a break from hammering The BBC today and turn our faces to their commercial competition - we always knew they were cranking it up! This in the Daily Mail:

    'It is a phenomenon that has annoyed television audiences for years - the advert break begins and suddenly the volume is cranked up.

    Despite numerous complaints, broadcasters have previously tried to suggest that the jump in noise is a figment of viewers' imaginations.

    But now the Advertising Standards Authority has proven it exists and is taking action against ITV.'


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    St Alban's city's tourism manager Charles Baker. For banning running in yesterday's pancake race.

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    Inflation / Stagflation. Yes, it's back, and due to get nasty. So it's back to the days of taking too much cash to the shop cos you don't know how much the bread will cost today.

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  5. Wednesday February 10th: Kraft, Beano Broadcasting Company and Van Rompuy

    Filed in Shoeing of the Day at 12.03pm on 10 February 10

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    Kraft. How Krafty are these people? Well, liars rather than Krafty allegedly. Around 400 workers will lose their jobs after the American food group announced it will shut the Somerdale plant in Somerset. Having assured us all, just a week ago that it wouldn't.

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    BBC. For making Dennis The Menace PC

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    Herman Van Rompuy. Crazy name - crazy guy! 'The new President of the European Council, Herman Van Rompuy, is using the financial crisis sweeping the eurozone to launch an audacious grab for power over national budgets, leaked documents reveal.'

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