Shoeing of the Day

  1. Tuesday February 9th: Cambridge, Manchester & Conspiracies

    Filed in Shoeing of the Day by Tom Artrocker at 18.00pm on 09 February 10

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    Cambridge City Council are buying 42 of Apple's latest nonsense iPad at a total cost of £30,000...from the Climate Change budget. Source

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    London fails to make top 50 'most live-able' cities

    But Manchester does...theyre' having a larrfff!! Source.

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    Conspiracy Theorists. This is what happens when we have Care In The Community. Some people really should be institutionalised Link

  2. Monday February 8th: Dizaei, Gatland & Jobs

    Filed in Shoeing of the Day by Tom Artrocker at 0.40am on 09 February 10

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    Ali Dizaei. Gets four years for being a lying piece of crap

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    Warren Gatland. Great motivator!

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    Steve Jobs. Nice suit case Steve...Oh it's a device...looks like a suit case...you're having a larrrfff!

  3. Thursday February 4th

    Filed in Shoeing of the Day by Tom Artrocker at 17.50pm on 04 February 10

    Welcome to Shoeing Of The Day. It's a simple concept, who would you most like to throw your shoes at? Here are my nominations for today, please add your own, and maybe we can make your dream come true.

    So whos' up for a shoeing today? So many candidates - where to start?

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    Let's start here: The Guardian Music Blog. I used to love it, especially the comments, lively, controversial, informed. Now it's dull as ditch-water and full of NME cast-offs who talked crap at IPC and continue to do so at The Grauny - and be careful not to disagree with them, you WILL be barred. Note to bloggers: If you haven't got anything to say shut-up...please!

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    Twitter. I have nothing good to say about Twitter, but Twitter says a lot about you, principally: "I am a sad sack twat with too much time on my plate and a strange belief that others might be intersted to find out that I'm a sad sack twat" Playing Twitter is the definition, should you need one, of 'un-cool'. I'm seriously considering going back to snail-mail for my correspondence, thousands of e-mails and similar fly into my in-box every day...and are deleted. But a letter in the post remains special.

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    Cameron and Osborne. Just when we need a break from Gordon etal these two public school ponces wave goodbye to potential voters by simply having no idea. Every time these jokers screw up you can hear thousands saying: "That's it - I'm voting BNP!" I don't know what they stand for - do you? Do They? The time is now for strong leadership, but The Tories fluffed it when they made this toff leader rather than David Davis. The price will be a hung parliament.

  4. Wednesday May 6th 2009

    Filed in Shoeing of the Day by Tom Artrocker at 17.59pm on 06 May 09

    OK, it's a bit predictable but Number 1 is Home Secretary Jacqui Smith - this time for excluding US Shock-Jock Michael Savage from the country and for pressing ahead with ID cards and spending billions of our money on a scheme that the next government have already said they will ditch as soon as they gain power. And Of course Michael Savage is objectionable but hey, sometimes free speech is! Are we, as a nation, too dumb to see through this guy's nonsense? Jacqui says: 'Yes, you need me to protect you from the nasty man'. We think not.

    Number 2 is Italian referee Roberto Rosetti who gave Man U midfielder Darren Fletcher a red card during last night's dismissal of Arsenal. His 'foul' on Fabregas was judged to have prevented a goal-scoring opportunity so off he went, and it means he won't be able to play in the final. Only it wasn't a foul, it was a pretty amazing tackle.

    Number 3 is The Enemy...for simply being shit!

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