Wednesday May 6th 2009

OK, it's a bit predictable but Number 1 is Home Secretary Jacqui Smith - this time for excluding US Shock-Jock Michael Savage from the country and for pressing ahead with ID cards and spending billions of our money on a scheme that the next government have already said they will ditch as soon as they gain power. And Of course Michael Savage is objectionable but hey, sometimes free speech is! Are we, as a nation, too dumb to see through this guy's nonsense? Jacqui says: 'Yes, you need me to protect you from the nasty man'. We think not.

Number 2 is Italian referee Roberto Rosetti who gave Man U midfielder Darren Fletcher a red card during last night's dismissal of Arsenal. His 'foul' on Fabregas was judged to have prevented a goal-scoring opportunity so off he went, and it means he won't be able to play in the final. Only it wasn't a foul, it was a pretty amazing tackle.

Number 3 is The Enemy...for simply being shit!